Cyclops

X-Men dude with eyeball laser beams! Pew Pew!.

My-clops

Mezmerising laser barrel! I could stare at it for eons on end!

Batman (The Dark Knight)

He's Bruce Wayne and talks in a low gravely voice.

Dat(asssss)man (The Whole Night...on my face)

The caped crusaderette flashes those buns in them sweet undies and no one can resist!

Superman

He's from Krypton and has the hots for Lois Lane

CheckOutThoseEpicNips-Man

Beewbz you could feast on for years and a tummy you could homestead on like it was a half acre of land in Heaven!